Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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