grandma shit on top of the toilet
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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