My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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