After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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