i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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