Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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