What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
The air was thick with penises
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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