better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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