it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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