no. you can't hotbox the world.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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