I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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It's shark week go big or go home
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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