Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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