Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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