One girl and one boy is just not enough.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
time to smoke my breakfast
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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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