Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Randomize
