I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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