Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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