my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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