woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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