There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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