you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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