We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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