is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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