He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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