I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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