i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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