I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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