used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
she pinky promised me she was 18
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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