im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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