dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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