They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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