I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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