I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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