Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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