I think my vagina is haunted
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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