I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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