I smell stomach acid.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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