Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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