I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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