We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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