which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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