you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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