I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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