I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
