That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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