Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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