And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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