so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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