That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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