How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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