was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
how does that bad decision feel?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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