so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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