Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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