Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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