I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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