CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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