so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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