I forgot how hot balto sounded
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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