Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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