just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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