3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
